This present day we bray out the anniv'rsary of the birth of William, the bard of Stratf'rd, who didst writeth plays and odes.
The splendid dare of this day is to talketh liketh mine own fusty cousin Shakespear. Whilst it may hest most wondrous art and innovation, it shalt eke joyous and unbound'd mirth.
If 't be true thee needeth holp speaketh thy w'rds, thee distemperate daw, then checketh out this inf'rnal contraption.
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